This is becoming a bit of habit, l’m becoming addicted to reading funny customer reviews on Amazon. First, l looked at products, then classic movies, now we are delving into the music category and it did not disappoint. Here are some of our favourites from some unimpressed and slightly angry Amazon music reviewers giving a damning verdict on the most highly-acclaimed music albums of the past year.
- Bombay Bicycle Club – So Long, See You Tomorrow
“The problem is there are no tunes, melodies are non existent, jeez, there are more pandas in Scotland than tunes that are remotely memorable tunes.” - Royal Blood – Royal Blood
“Think they are Led Zeppelin… Avoid it like Ebola!” - Damon Albarn – Everyday Robots
“Expectations are high for a huge dollop of pretentious crap and this CD doesn’t disappoint… He’s produced coaster after coaster of rampant narcissism and tuneless wonder.” - GoGo Penguin – v2.0
“Nice music to drift off to sleep to but that is about all.” - Kate Tempest – Everybody Down
“I warn you – don’t buy this and expect music.” - East India Youth – Total Strife Forever
“This is empty, a very boring and media overrated album.” - Anna Calvi – One Breath
“Unfortunately this album just went on and on not going anywhere.”
